Tech-savvy Jokester Gifts

'I lost my homework on the cloud.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Of the whole crew, only the Captain was hooked up to the net"

'Did you get it wet?'

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

"I just bought another country - it's cheaper on the net."

'My wife is out of town. That's the diet cam.'

!Now this, for those of you who have never met one, is what we call a client!"

"I've got full bars – how about you."

"Fantasic wedding, great reception"

'The diagnostic computer thinks it's a punishment from God.'

'I've just received an email from my doctor. Unfortunately, the font he's used is completely illegible.'

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Farcebook.

STRIP Hambone: Fired over the e-mail

'He's upset after finding out 'LOL' means 'lots of laughs'. . . not 'lots of loot.''

"I want you to order a more powerful computer. I typed in your name, hit delete but you're still here."

'You keep everyone's behaviorial record on computer, so, how floppy is my disc?'

'Honey, do you remember the password to my underpants?'

"And another thing...you guys are goofing off way too much at the charging station."

"Sorry, There's more delay now since we have to go through so much social media."

Vinnie Calhoun, the texting ventriloquist.

"You won't get an email if you didn't get a second interview. We'll text you a rejection emoji!"

"Carol, would you retweet that back to me?"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"Honey what's our password?"

"gomer's economy virtual reality kit came today."

"I downloaded the Laugh Track app yo soften mom when I give her my lame excuse."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'This homework is a disgrace. I'd like a note from your computer.'

"Quick! Gimme all your passwords, usernames, PINS, verification codes, user IDs and login codes!"

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"In all the years I’ve endured your presence, I have never once heard you mention your mother." "It’s almost as if you think you sprang fully formed from the bowels of the earth." "When’s the last time you called your mother?" "December 2, 1992." "The day before text messaging was introduced." "Ingrate!!!"

Captain Ahab receives a dick pic.

"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"