Techy Humorist Gifts

'I want you to hold the camera phone to your mouth, open wide and say A-A-A-H-H.'

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"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

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"Darn autocorrect!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Chef copy robot

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

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