Humorist With A Tech Twist Gifts

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Chef copy robot

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

I've always been slower than computers...

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"That guys is stealing my data!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

Noah posted his first tweet.

'It's a snow mobile.'