Humorist With A Tech Twist T-Shirts

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Chef copy robot

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'It's a snow mobile.'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers