Tech-loving Humorist T-Shirts

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"You are still here."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

I've always been slower than computers...

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."