Tech-challenged Jokester Gifts

"Ms. Shoemaker, what's the password for the password?"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'I was told it required a log-in...'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

The Screeeen!

Knights of the iPhone

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'