Tech-challenged Jokester Gifts

"Ms. Shoemaker, what's the password for the password?"

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Noah posted his first tweet.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

'I was told it required a log-in...'

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

The Screeeen!

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Dude. You need to get cable."

Knights of the iPhone

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'