Tech-savvy Wit Pillows

'I'm just going online...'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

I've always been slower than computers...

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Go on! Pick a card.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

"Dude. You need to get cable."

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

Knights of the iPhone