Tech-savvy Comic Pillows

"Trust me, Your Majesty, my act is way better in person."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

Knights of the iPhone