Tech-savvy Wit Gifts

'I'm just going online...'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Noah posted his first tweet.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

Go on! Pick a card.

"Dude. You need to get cable."

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

Knights of the iPhone

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

Lizzie Borden in the 21st Century...

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."