Tech-savvy Satirist Gifts

'Waiting for Godotcom.'

'HOMELESS - Anything helps - all major credit and debit cards accepted.'

"Believe it or not, this is now our best path forward."

CONGRESS, 'He's a real innovator -- he was the first to accept bribes online.'

'This is all so uncool! I forgot to charge my cell phone so I'm using the public default phone.'

'It's what the computer that replaced me came in.'

'I just got a tweet asking if I could spare some minutes.'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

Today's Revolution

The cell phone soother for life.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Now you can send it."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Follow me on Twitter...

'for more obit info, go to...'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Noah posted his first tweet.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.