Tech-savvy Satirist T-Shirts

'Waiting for Godotcom.'

'HOMELESS - Anything helps - all major credit and debit cards accepted.'

"Believe it or not, this is now our best path forward."

CONGRESS, 'He's a real innovator -- he was the first to accept bribes online.'

'This is all so uncool! I forgot to charge my cell phone so I'm using the public default phone.'

'It's what the computer that replaced me came in.'

'I just got a tweet asking if I could spare some minutes.'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

Today's Revolution

The cell phone soother for life.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'for more obit info, go to...'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"That guys is stealing my data!"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Pop up begger.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

NHS computer: Kaput.