Tech Satirist Gifts

Data at landfill

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Norman was begining to grasp the limitations of modern technology.

Mayot: 'Nobody wanted the job, so the computer became mayor.'

'Sir, it appears that most of these phone charges are for roaming.'

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

'Your Honor, we can't find the defendant because we can't find the defendant.'

"That's an old phone booth. You use them to get away from people on their phones."

"Put that away. You know there's no texting in school."

"It ain't fox-hunting, but shooting delivery drones comes close."

"I think we can program ethics into our computers now. I stole our competitor's program."

American Exceptional Stupidism

Lies on the Internet

'Someday all this will be done by computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software

Handcrafted Artisanal Laptop

"Kevin decided it was time to bring ramraiding into the online shopping age."

Satire on the All-Pervasive Telegraph

"You now fit all mobile devices!"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The cell phone soother for life.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Now you can send it."

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes