Technology Satirists Gifts

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

The cell phone soother for life.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

iDeasy

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Man on Island.

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

'I found it on Craig's List.'

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

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