Technology Satire Gifts

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Flash Drive - Any vehicular ride with the expressed intent of 'mooning' or other form of indecent physical exposure.

"Talk nerdy to me."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'for more obit info, go to...'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

iDeasy

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Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Man on Island.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

I hate getting ready for Y1K.