Technology Satire Pillows

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Flash Drive - Any vehicular ride with the expressed intent of 'mooning' or other form of indecent physical exposure.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Man on Island.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'