Tech Satirists Pillows

The cell phone soother for life.

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

How to create a password you can remember...

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

Lies on the Internet

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

"It's part of our company's new health plan. You don't ever have to leave your desk for the virtual colonoscopy..."

I think you're using the old remote...

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

"You now fit all mobile devices!"

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software