Tech Satirists Prints

Airport. If you see something, tweet something. Security has taken a strange turn.

The cell phone soother for life.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

How to create a password you can remember...

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

iDeasy

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

Lies on the Internet

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

It went out. The program must have crashed.

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

"It's part of our company's new health plan. You don't ever have to leave your desk for the virtual colonoscopy..."

I think you're using the old remote...

"You now fit all mobile devices!"

White Apple