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'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"Now you can send it."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

'So modern technology has its uses then?'

"That's an old phone booth. People go there to get away from people on their phones."

A man becomes the latest victim a killer vending machine.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Straight texting is fine but the upload time for graphics files is ridiculous."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The cell phone soother for life.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

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