Technology Satirist Pillows

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'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"Now you can send it."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

'So modern technology has its uses then?'

"That's an old phone booth. People go there to get away from people on their phones."

A man becomes the latest victim a killer vending machine.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Straight texting is fine but the upload time for graphics files is ridiculous."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The cell phone soother for life.

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."