Techie Satirists Pillows

'All I did was touch the screen here, and it called me a misanthrope.'

The cell phone soother for life.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

"Is there a dummy's guide for this book?"

'I found it on Craig's List.'

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

Geek on Wheaties Box.

iDeasy

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

"Also in, the robot apocalypse."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"