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'All I did was touch the screen here, and it called me a misanthrope.'

The cell phone soother for life.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

HUAWEI 5G

'for more obit info, go to...'

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

Ironing the Mouse

Lies on the Internet