Satirical Techie T-Shirts

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

"Talk nerdy to me."

The cell phone soother for life.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

HUAWEI 5G

'for more obit info, go to...'

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Lies on the Internet

Ironing the Mouse