Satirical Techie Prints

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

"Talk nerdy to me."

The cell phone soother for life.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'for more obit info, go to...'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

iDeasy

Geek on Wheaties Box.

"Is there a dummy's guide for this book?"

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

Lies on the Internet

Ironing the Mouse