Tech Satire Lover Prints

"I figure if we can't beat the robo-advisers..."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"His sex robot killed him and then I killed her."

Twitter (parody) ... of its former self

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

Desert CCTV...

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The cell phone soother for life.

Airport Security.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

iDeasy

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"