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The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

The cell phone soother for life.

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Man on Island.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!