Techies Who Love Satire Pillows

The cell phone soother for life.

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Virtual Lap Dancing

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

Lies on the Internet

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

"Here we call it a pregnancy, not a startup."

"You now fit all mobile devices!"

"It's part of our company's new health plan. You don't ever have to leave your desk for the virtual colonoscopy..."

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

Data at landfill

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...