Tech Satire Seekers Pillows

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"It's part of our company's new health plan. You don't ever have to leave your desk for the virtual colonoscopy..."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'for more obit info, go to...'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'YAY! PATE!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

'And here's the toolkit.'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!