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'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

I told you we were late!

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Greed.

So You've Cloned Yourself

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Telekinetics on strike...

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

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Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Is your dog friendly?"