Tech Satire Fans Pillows

'Know what I miss?...telling employees they can't have a raise.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

Lies on the Internet

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

'Floppy Disk Horror Movie.'

"You now fit all mobile devices!"

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

"It's part of our company's new health plan. You don't ever have to leave your desk for the virtual colonoscopy..."

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software

Data at landfill

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...

"I just got a text from our smart garage door. It says: Oops, my bad."

'Sir, it appears that most of these phone charges are for roaming.'

"I've found the fault on your computer. Your spell-check had a fight with your predictive text."

"The truth, the whole truth...so help me, Mr Gates"

"Put that away. You know there's no texting in school."