Techies Who Love Satire Gifts

Mark Calls Nancy

The cell phone soother for life.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

iDeasy

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

Virtual Lap Dancing

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

Lies on the Internet

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

"It's part of our company's new health plan. You don't ever have to leave your desk for the virtual colonoscopy..."

"Here we call it a pregnancy, not a startup."

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software

It went out. The program must have crashed.

"You now fit all mobile devices!"

White Apple

Data at landfill

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'