Software Satirists Prints

Occu-Pie Mars

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

How to create a password you can remember...

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

War of Words

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

'I found it on Craig's List.'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

"Parts and labor?"

Targeted Advertising

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

Trump the Shepherdess

Lies on the Internet