Software Satirists Mugs

It went out. The program must have crashed.

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

How to create a password you can remember...

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

War of Words

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

iDeasy

Leftie Trump

'I found it on Craig's List.'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

"Parts and labor?"

Targeted Advertising

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

Lies on the Internet