Software Humorist Mugs

'This is Harry 1.0.1, this is Harry 1.0.2, and that's Harry 1.0.3.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Driverless cars rage.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"OMG, LOL!"

Terry had a computer bug.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Hardware and software

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

The Smartass Phone

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."