Techie Humorist Mugs

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

In their secret campaign to enslave humanity, the machines make their first big misstep with Artificial Sincerity.

HUAWEI 5G

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Did you gt a CSS Redundancy Checker?'

"Do you mind if I ask my computer?"

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

Does it come with an anti virus package?

'I think I use the Internet too much. I find muself writing 'com' after each period.'

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

Holiday Greetings

'The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Mr. Gates.'

"And this app here tells me how much I'm spending on pointless gadgetry."

Viruses are Going Around. Get Your Tech Vaccinated!

"He died doing what he loved best...texting."

A Self-Driving Car

Ironing the Mouse

"I'll say it was good. There were times I even stopped looking at my phone."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Whats Ape

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

Ordering Food Online

"Dressing like a miner makes crypto mining seem more legitimate."

Coronavirus and Social Media

Desert Island Computer.

"Also in, the robot apocalypse."

"According to my Fitbit, I burned 458 calories washing my hands today."

"By ordering online you get a year's supply of junk mail."

"This virus scan says I have a cold!!"

Chat Lines - "If you would like to talk to a machine that sounds like a woman press 1. If you would like.."

Alien on Cell Phone.

Son, don't worry about that pesky computer virus anymore. I've got your computer soaking in a bucket of disinfectant.