Technology Humorist Mugs

'Thank you for choosing our automated service, for venial sin, press one...'

Ockham's razor

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"Come on. We've got to get our business on-line"

"You'll need an unobstructed view of the southern sky."

75 years later, Tom exits the Chat Room of Rip van Winkle.

The antiquated adding machine in case of emergencies

The Emperor's New Laptop

'Press 1 for classical, press 2 for easy listening or press 3 for jazz.'

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

"OK, I'll order 5,000 of them just in case our mainframe breaks down."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'Can you tell me where the ON button is?"

'Now the big question -- do we drive it on the right or on the left?'

Electoral College Meeting

'In my day we called it 'parenting', not 'troubleshooting your kid'.'

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

'Mobile still warm. White man here 10, maybe 15 minutes ago.'

"I would like to be completely erased before starting my next job."

"Excuse me, sir, but would you be so kind as to pick up my phone? It's one of the drawbacks of sleeping upside down."

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

"I come up with new passwords by letting the cat walk across the keyboard."

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

"It seems the only thing he can't remember is his password. I get tired of looking it up for him."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'The Grugs can switch caves without getting up.'

'First, you gotta push the ‘cash back' button.'

Webmaster's sign says: 'Access Denied: Offline Due to Lunch.'

Mouse caught cheating with 'mouse' - 'Honey, I can explain...!'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

Maureen! It's those Jehovah's Wirelesses again

Parrots texting.

Man on Island.