Tech-savvy Humor Gifts

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

Female Computer Mouse: 'Woww, NICE Pad!'

Social network site runs into trouble.

'Visit us at www.e-beg.com'

Receiving the early morning t-mail.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'Mom, I need a push.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

Knights of the iPhone

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

Virtual Lap Dancing

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."