Tech-savvy Humor Seeker Gifts

"It's for people who can't remember passwords."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

I've always been slower than computers...

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Noah posted his first tweet.

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'Universal remote, my eye!'

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

Knights of the iPhone

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Social network site runs into trouble.

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

Lizzie Borden in the 21st Century...

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."