Tech-savvy Humor Lover Gifts

'Bad news. You're being outsourced by robots from a third world country.'

"Of course the texting does tend to work better with the younger generation..." "Gnudh,nxt twl?"

'This is a disgrace! I read about it online!'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'Whenever I get on the Information Superhighway, somebody FLASHES me.'

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

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"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

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"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Social network site runs into trouble.

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

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'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.

'The number 1 dinner is available in an updated version 1.1.'

"We programmed it to behave exactly like a human... it never stops complaining."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"