Tech-savvy Humor Lover Pillows

'Bad news. You're being outsourced by robots from a third world country.'

"Of course the texting does tend to work better with the younger generation..." "Gnudh,nxt twl?"

'This is a disgrace! I read about it online!'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'Whenever I get on the Information Superhighway, somebody FLASHES me.'

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

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AI Summit

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Social network site runs into trouble.

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

'The number 1 dinner is available in an updated version 1.1.'

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

Virtual chicken crossing the road.