Tech-savvy Humor Lovers Pillows

Mirror, I said who's the fairest of them all? Well ....? I'm Googling. I'm Googling.

"To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you be interested in setting up an online payment facility?"

"Hey! That's not Roger. It's his avatar."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

Social network site runs into trouble.

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

'The number 1 dinner is available in an updated version 1.1.'

"We programmed it to behave exactly like a human... it never stops complaining."

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'