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'The diagnostic computer thinks it's a punishment from God.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

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"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Knights of the iPhone

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Social network site runs into trouble.

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.