Technology Joke Lovers Pillows

"Looks like our spittoon has been hacked."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"Darn autocorrect!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"You're on mute."

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

The Screeeen!

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.