Technology Jokesters Pillows

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'But Adam, all I did was download a little applet.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"You're on mute."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

The Screeeen!

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

Man on Island.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

Cloud computing.

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'