Technology Jokester Pillows

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Hold on, I'm gonna call tech support."

Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings – How do I put it in silent mode?

Three thugs with 'spat nav'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Twitter that!

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"You're on mute."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'