Techie Jokester Pillows

A computer will go to sleep if it isn't being used. YOu don't need to read it a bedtime story.

Brain not found.

Access denied. You're way too ugly.

'I got them walkie-talkies... that way they can argue up to one mile apart.'

'Millennium city guide' bug,bug,bug,bug.........

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."