Technological Jokester Pillows

"What happens to all the files in the cloud if it rains?"

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"You're on mute."

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

'I was told it required a log-in...'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

The Screeeen!

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

"Dude. You need to get cable."