Internet Savvy Joke Lover Pillows

'It from Nigerian Banker's widow, Kemosabe.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Doggone

Your lobster was off!

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Vegetarian Birds

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

What do you suggest we do about this?

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Next to Nothing

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I cross the road to forget."