Internet Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

'Are you googling your own name again?'

"Tell her your a guard dog. Yeah, a Rottweiler and that your single and neutered..." - Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Kid selling his Dad's organs to a mafia boss on the internet

'I see you were following a twitter account while driving. You'll be charged with driving wile under the influence of an influencer.'

"Darling... your facebook friends are here."

"You're off-line..." "So are you!"

Social Media

"Our hacker is asking for feedback!"

He's a rebel without a cause.

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

Internet Shoplifting

"I've been toiling for months to write the great American tweet."

"What already?! My profile clearly said I was the outdoorsy type."

The end is near!!* *As read on the Internet

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"What do I regret most? That I didn't get a chance to clear my browser history."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Searching for great tits

Door to a SPAM advertising company.

Brain not found.

"Don't worry....They're just looking up dirty sites online."

Spam.

Download Hot Pics: Leda and the Swan.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Amateur Spam.

"Well, what was I supposed to do while you were amusing yourself on the internet?"

User Difficult.