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"Broadband...yeah, it's great, now our totally useless website loads even faster."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'How often does he go on line?'

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'Clocked you going broadband in a dial-up zone.'

Man sees pop-up ad on chalkboard.

"Does she mean LOL funny or LOL strange?"

'I suggest you give her the ring before blogging this.'

Chat room "The mie-ows are tricky at first, but you soon get the hang of being a cat"

Screen reads: 'The Stammerer's Society. Visit our website: www ... w ... ww ... ww ... ww'

'IT support? Help!!! I just lost 28.743 friends!!!'

Free Range Wifi.

Facebook For Dogs.

'Darling! I think you're boring enough to be a blogger.'

'Sorry it's taking so long to load. I'm still on dial-up.'

"You haven't got a mobile or fax, your not on the internet, no wonder people think you don't exist!"

'Now, now...I'm sure you're not the first person to write a product review that people didn't find helpful.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"I never finished my online degree because the internet connection is really spotty in my parents' basement."

"Since when did the 'Prove You're Not A Robot' test become the 'Prove You're Not A Dog' test?"

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

"And another thing. I don't want you visiting my Web site."

"Your video went antibacterial instead of viral."

Now that's a site for sore eyes!

"Myherd.com?"

Desert Crawler's Selfie

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

King Of The Jungle/King of the Internet

'To improve my online presence, I put a picture of Brad Pitt on my site instead of myself.'

Facebook: a dating site for friends

"You appear to be more interesting on you website, than you actually are"

"I'm still downloading..."