Internet Humorist Gifts

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

'No Facebook page, no Twitter, no blog... and you expect kids to believe in you?'

'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'

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"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'How often does he go on line?'

"Broadband...yeah, it's great, now our totally useless website loads even faster."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'No Kevin, no one squealed on you. I saw your prank on YouTube.'

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'No the doctor doesn't do house calls, but Twitter him your symptoms and he'll get back to you.'

Man sees pop-up ad on chalkboard.

"Does she mean LOL funny or LOL strange?"

'Clocked you going broadband in a dial-up zone.'

'We were tweeting long before it was cool.'

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Chat room "The mie-ows are tricky at first, but you soon get the hang of being a cat"

'I suggest you give her the ring before blogging this.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Are you calling 911?!

"Since when did the 'Prove You're Not A Robot' test become the 'Prove You're Not A Dog' test?"

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

'Now, now...I'm sure you're not the first person to write a product review that people didn't find helpful.'

"You haven't got a mobile or fax, your not on the internet, no wonder people think you don't exist!"

Free Range Wifi.

"I never finished my online degree because the internet connection is really spotty in my parents' basement."

Screen reads: 'The Stammerer's Society. Visit our website: www ... w ... ww ... ww ... ww'

'Sorry it's taking so long to load. I'm still on dial-up.'

'How am I going to change my Facebook status now..?'

'I use Facebook to share my thoughts about my unsightly liver spots and hard stools.'

Cat Blog.

E-commerce for shoplifters.

'Darling! I think you're boring enough to be a blogger.'

'IT support? Help!!! I just lost 28.743 friends!!!'

Facebook For Dogs.